re: How many good, old-fashioned fist-fights have you been in?

One... New Years Eve in Tampa before the bowl game with Wisconsin. First in my life and I didn't have that on my bingo card and bucket list.

I was told that when I had enough of the dumbasses leaning on me while in my seat, I pushed through them over the bar like a road grader on the highway.... until a little runt sucker punched me and it was, "Down Goes Frazier!"

Bar owner said he was cheering for me to win and loved how I bowled them over... lol... so it took me 60 years to get in my first fight and I'm not in a mood to do that again.