re: What’s your best dad joke?

Two dads (Dave and Tom) were driving to the Kohls store in the next town over.

Dave is driving and he spots a goat on the side of the road with its head stuck in a fence. Dave finds a safe place to pull over, checks the rearview mirror one more time and takes off his seatbelt.

Dave looks over at Tom and says "Watch this Tom. I'm about to go over there and get me a little."

Dave walks up behind the goat, pulls down his Dockers and "gets him a little."

Dave walks back to the car and says "What about it Tom. Are you gonna get you a little?"

Tom walks over and puts HIS head between the fence