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re: Any physicists here?
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:28 am to The Silverback
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:28 am to The Silverback
A proton walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Bartender: What’ll it be?
Proton: Just water, thanks.
Bartender: You sure?
Proton: I'm positive.
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Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron?
So the wedding would be free of charge…
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Physics teacher: "Did you know protons have mass?"
Student: "frick, no -- I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
Bartender: What’ll it be?
Proton: Just water, thanks.
Bartender: You sure?
Proton: I'm positive.
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Why did the dad proton want his daughter proton to marry an electron?
So the wedding would be free of charge…
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Physics teacher: "Did you know protons have mass?"
Student: "frick, no -- I didn't even know they were Catholic!"
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