re: Target has a diverse selection of Christmas decorations this year

Transgender Claus. This one is special. You can put it under your pillow at night and the next morning you'll be dickless with a vagina wrapped in a bow or you'll have a twig and sparkling berries that jingle jangle. And if he doesn't do that, then blame that Elf on a Shelf for sticking in his butt overnight messing up his style.