re: Jeep owners and rubber ducks

I’m on my 3rd 2 door jeep wrangler since 98. Had a 4 door somewhere in there but it just didn’t feel like a jeep. Anyway I don’t get caught up in the duck stuff or the cult thing. I just always liked a Jeep Wrangler. Well I came out of the store yesterday and I had a damn duck on my door handle. I threw it inside and head home. Texted the fam that I got ducked for the first time and I feel weird about it. My wife (no pics) texted me, you think it was laced with fentanyl? I was like damn I do now!! From now on anytime I see a duck on my Jeep I’m going to hit it with my foot like when i flush at a urinal. I did notice a 4 door jeep parked next to me before I left.