re: How are other live mascots able to take the field but Mike has to stay in his kitty lair?

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So your suggestion is that LSU go capture an endangered species illegally and bring it back into the US?

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Makes about as much sense as what OP is suggesting. There’s a great psychology lesson to be had in threads like these on doubling down on absolute stupidity in the face of overwhelming logic.

We bring out Mike, we get no more Mikes. This is fact. Burn it in your brain.