re: Tell me about Plaquemine, LA

Here's a suggestion. Go to the Walmart in WBR south of the Bridge. Clock how long it takes you to get to Acadian or College Drive. That will help demonstrate part of the issue.

I-10 traffic eastbound is deplorable, and living off of LA1 is just a small taste of it, and it still sucks. You're not going to run to the Whole Foods in Baton Rouge on a whim.