re: John Melvin University to start football program

Their website is fascinating. So many weird things going on.

For example, the Chief Academic Officer: LINK

Also has the same shitty webacam picture listed at another University

LINK

There's one page that randomly has Pensacola, FL on it.

This was brought up in a previous thread, but the meal plan is hilarious: LINK

My favorite is this: Donut Palace: 20% off - Buy 5 dozen, get 1 free


LMAO what college student is buying 5 dozen donuts?

They don't offer housing (I guess their hotel dorm fell through) but don't worry, just contact Contact Hetalben Patel at 601-810-7814. Best I can tell, is I think he owns a Days Inn in Crowley. I bet that pool is LIT when the JMU kids get a big win.

Not comfortable with Patel. The other reference is Paul Way Dailey who was arrested in 2021 LINK

and was before the city council for building comdemnations in 2019

Consider Resolution of the Mayor and Board of Alderman for the City of Crowley, for condemnation of property belonging to Paul Wayne Dailey situated on Lot 10 and the East Half of Lot 11 of Block 1 of the South Crowley Addition to the City of Crowley bearing a municipal address of 420 East Cedar Street, Crowley, Louisiana. 4. Consider Resolution of the Mayor and Board of Alderman for the City of Crowley, for condemenation of property belonging to Paul Wayne Dailey situated on Lot 8 and the East Half Lots 9 and 10 of Block 2 of the Conway Addition to the City of Crowley bearing a municipal address of 907 West 10th Street, Crowley, Louisiana.

Bottom line, if you send your kids there, you're a moron.