re: What’s the wildest thing you’ve even seen in person

My submission also involves the entrance of a DC Metro stop, only it wasn’t near the stop you’re referring to. This was near a shite hole.

A bum fricking another bum in the butt at the top of an escalator. It was especially wild because it was about 20 degrees outside and both were wearing big puffy jackets, and of course, neither had pants on. At least they had the courtesy to lay newspaper down. Literally had to say “excuse me” so that I could get on the escalator down and get to work.

I also witnessed a dude commit suicide by jumping off a building in Chinatown on my morning commute, but for some reason the homeless sodomy experience seems wilder.