re: What dark secret are you hiding from everyone?

A little over a month ago, I was hanging out in St. John’s, Canada enjoying a post workout massage by the coastline when all of a sudden the batteries to my massage gun went dead. I saw there was a shipyard close by and I snuck in. I found this gaming console remote hanging by this submersible vehicle and decided to swap the batteries out with my massage gun. I figured it must have belong to some brat billionaire’s kid so they can afford to replace the batteries.