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Hemorrhoids are Gods punishment for touching yourself....

Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:22 am
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:22 am

That is all I can figure out.

When they start bleeding, I go to Confession.
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17091 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:23 am to
It’s punishment for drinking Budlight.
Posted by lsuguy84
Madisonville
Member since Feb 2009
26674 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:24 am to
That’s what happens with the mud bone, baw
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
13443 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:25 am to
Baw, just stop the but seks.


Problem solved!
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104532 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:41 am to
It's the price you pay for not skipping leg day, baw.
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Charlie Kirk's America
Member since Nov 2007
14783 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:44 am to
Stop pushing so hard, Baw.. Relax the sphincter.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104532 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:45 am to
I ate a bowl of fresh cherries earlier tonight. I am having no problems with constipation right now. FACT.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71119 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 12:50 am to
Use lube, baw.
Posted by THog
Member since Dec 2021
2282 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:19 am to
Hey Alexis, are aliens always gonna want your seed if you make cute babies?
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
22048 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:21 am to
Why are you touching your butthole?
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5096 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:22 am to
quote:

Hemorrhoids are Gods punishment for touching yourself.






Uh, exactly where have you been touching urself baw ?
Posted by tss22h8
30.4 N 90.9 W
Member since Jan 2007
18791 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:25 am to
But then, you have to touch yourself again to treat the hemorrhoids. Now what?
Posted by K Baw
W Monroe
Member since Jun 2019
561 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 1:41 am to
uh God ain’t gone forgive that bro. U should leave the priest out of it, he got enough shite to deal wit.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
34902 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 3:43 am to
Prep H and Tuck’s
Posted by Northwestern tiger
Long Island NY
Member since Oct 2005
23750 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:30 am to
I’m on 16 days post hemmrodectomy and the pain is finally going away.
I’d say worst experience in my life in terms of pain. Almost passed out few times trying to pass BM.
I’m glad I had the surgery. No more hemmroids.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10156 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:44 am to
Men typically spend more time than necessary on the pot. Why? Nobody really knows. Just drop the friends off at the pool and get gone.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
32332 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:50 am to
What exactly are you touching?

If so, you’re doing it wrong.
This post was edited on 7/9/23 at 7:51 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
15888 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:55 am to
Just hit 50 and i had to look up what a hemorrhoid was. Once i saw the answer there was no way i was proceeding with pictures.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
62654 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Just hit 50 and i had to look up what a hemorrhoid was.


Are you retarded?
Posted by HubbaBubba
North of DFW, TX
Member since Oct 2010
51072 posts
Posted on 7/9/23 at 8:26 am to
Prostate massage is good for your health.

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