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Hunter Biden Seen At Courthouse Trying To Weigh Crack On Lady Justice's Scales
Posted on 6/21/23 at 10:50 am
Posted on 6/21/23 at 10:50 am
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WILMINGTON, DE — A brief commotion arose outside the Delaware District Court today, as Hunter Biden was seen trying to weigh large quantities of crack cocaine on the scales held by a statue of Lady Justice.
A crowd began to form around the courthouse statue as more and more bystanders stopped to watch Hunter toss plastic bags full of a white substance onto the scales. "Do these scales actually move?" they heard Hunter asking his Secret Service detail. Several witnesses began to ask questions before being shooed away by Secret Service agents who assured them "It's baking soda. Mr. Biden needs to weigh some bags of baking soda. There's nothing to see here. Move along, please."
Unable to get an accurate measurement on the statue's scales, a frustrated Hunter packed his 12 kilos of the white substance back into the trunk of his car before ordering his driver to depart the scene.
When pressed for comment, Karine Jean-Pierre, the gay, black female who serves historically as the White House Press Secretary seemed evasive. "What the President's son does in his free time is his business," she said. "Sometimes people have large amounts of white substances they need to weigh. This is very common. Next question!"
At publishing time, Hunter was rumored to have asked his father to have the Lady Justice statue removed from the courthouse and relocated to the Biden estate.
Babylon Bee
Posted on 6/21/23 at 10:53 am to Frank Black
Never smoke your own shite.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 10:56 am to Frank Black
He could walk in the court room, light up a crack pipe, start smoking it, and they still would not do anything to him.
This post was edited on 6/21/23 at 10:57 am
Posted on 6/21/23 at 11:09 am to Frank Black
If a person was able to look at political comedy in complete unbiased fashion, how could anyone say that these network late night hosts hold a candle to the BB writers?
This shite is legit hilarious. Bravo.
This shite is legit hilarious. Bravo.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 11:16 am to Frank Black
Know how I know this is fake??
No European hookers or scantily clad, underaged female relatives in the background.
No European hookers or scantily clad, underaged female relatives in the background.
Posted on 6/21/23 at 11:36 am to Frank Black
The Bee stings again !
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