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re: The dream boyfriend

Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55549 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

my dream gf:

- tall
- slender
- stacked (real ones)
- thought provoking posterior
- $1.0 m to 5.0m trust fund
- very ambitious & driven: to frick all the time
- 22 to 30 yo
- blue eyes
- loves to give me knobbers
- not a huge bitch
- totally devoted to me
- lets me watch and participate in all sports I desire
- dresses nicely
- works out
- great cook
- worships me




Hell yeah baw.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23803 posts
Posted on 6/5/23 at 12:01 pm to
I suspect the young guys would settle for:

- no fake mumba lips
- no laden with tats
- less than 150 pounds
- no vd
- not a junkie
- a real vag, lightly used
- no rude, flappy gash
This post was edited on 6/5/23 at 12:04 pm
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 6/6/23 at 6:30 am to
quote:

Hell yeah baw.


Exactly, this board acts like women are the only shallow ones
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