Kentucky Man Shot Roommate Over Hot Pocket

We've all been there and have been pissed when that bum arse roommate steals out the freezer. I've thought about shooting a few bad roommates over the years.

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MAY 23--A Kentucky man shot his roommate in the buttocks after the victim ate the last Hot Pocket in the freezer, according to cops who arrested the gunman for assault.

As alleged in a court citation, Clifton Williams, 64, and the male victim got into an argument Saturday evening in the Louisville residence they share. “Victim states his roommate Mr. Williams got mad he ate the last Hot Pocket,” an officer noted.

When Williams “began throwing tiles at him,” the victim told police, “he then attempted to fight back by trying to ‘beat his arse.’”

The victim said that when he began to depart the property, Williams retrieved a handgun from inside the home and came back outside. The man said he yelled, “Don’t shoot,” but Williams “shot him in the arse while he was trying to leave.”

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https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/hot-pockets-gunman-659218

Shooter looks like he's a bit proud he did it.