re: At Orlando International. Waitress: "we're out of Miller Lite & Coors Light"

First of all, drink liquor at the airport, not beer, unless you like suddenly having to piss really really bad as soon as the seatbelt light comes on.

Secondly, the fact AB Inbev owns pretty much every swag beer in the country isn't the point, because the point isn't to boycott Inbev, it's to boycott one specific brand that decided to go woke, and send a message that we humble redneck folks in flyover country actually exist, have values, and have a voice even it if isn't out of a NYC highrise news studio, and believe it or not, we also have money and make up the largest single consumer base in the country. Keep your bullshite politics or social virtue signalling out of the products we consume, or we will reject them, and you will suffer.

Best thing that brand can do now is put out a Kid Rock bud light can, if they ever want to bring back the brand. Short of that, just kill the brand, call it something else, and keep selling it.