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re: Gmt 3/18/23

Posted on 3/18/23 at 5:09 am to
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
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Posted on 3/18/23 at 5:09 am to
Good Morning Everybody
JOTD
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
27492 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 5:18 am to
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JOTD


It was a driveby GMT thread. I think the OP stayed up all night to be the 1st to hastily make the thread, then logged off and went to sleep. The joke is on us

Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
37889 posts
Posted on 3/18/23 at 6:46 am to
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JOTD

A wife was making breakfast for her husband when he ran into the kitchen with an alarmed expression.

“TURN ‘EM EGGS!! TURN’EM BEFORE THEY BURN!!!”

“GOOD LORD, WE ARE GOING TO NEED MORE BUTTER!!! GET IT! GET IT!!! DAMN THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!!”

The wife looked at him with a puzzled expression and continued.

“HOLY shite! NOT SO MUCH SALT AND PEPPER!!! JUST A BIT!! YOU WILL RUIN THEM!!!”

The wife turned around and shouted, “WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

“Nothing”, replied the husband in a calm and even tone. “Just wanted to give you an idea of what it’s like when I am driving with you by my side.”
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