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re: Friday Yo Momma Jokes
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:04 am to JohnnyBgood
Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:04 am to JohnnyBgood
Ur mamma so fat when she skips a meal Wal mart's stock crashes.
Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
Your mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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Posted on 2/10/23 at 8:08 am to Napoleon
Yo mama so dumb, it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Yo mama so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked back out with a job application.
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