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Why can't I claim my dog as a dependent on my taxes?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 2:53 pm
Have you seen the price of food and bacon treats lately?
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 2:55 pm
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Posted on 2/2/23 at 2:57 pm to auggie
Let us know how the 80K IRS agents react...
Posted on 2/2/23 at 2:58 pm to Big Gorilla
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Let us know how the 80K IRS agents react.
I bet they'll come and shoot my dog.
Maybe me too, and claim I was collateral damage.
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 3:14 pm to auggie
My retriever identifies as one of my kids. They all act pretty much the same. Voila! Extra tax deduction.
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 3:50 pm to auggie
Will your dog pay taxes at some point in the future?
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 3:50 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 3:52 pm to auggie
Have your dog identify as a human and you should be good to go.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 3:53 pm to TDHELPCENTER
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Will your dog pay taxes at some point in the future?
No, but neither will some people's handicapped children.
It was a joke anyway.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 4:00 pm to auggie
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Have you seen the price of food and bacon treats lately?
Dog food prices are going through the roof. And the cheaper brands are flying off the shelves. It leaves brands of simple dry food that costs $5 lb. Same as ground beef.
Egg prices are high but it's cheaper to break two raw eggs in the bowl and dogs love eggs.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 4:00 pm to auggie
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Have you seen the price of food and bacon treats lately?
Just say your dog identifies as a Democrat woman.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 4:00 pm to auggie
It must suck for people to go thru life without any sense of humor. Or love of dogs to the extent that they cannot understand the perils of unaffordable bacon treats.
My dog weighs 8 lbs and could balance my checkbook in exchange for a lifetime supply of bacon strips. It is a blessing and a curse the power those things have
My dog weighs 8 lbs and could balance my checkbook in exchange for a lifetime supply of bacon strips. It is a blessing and a curse the power those things have
Posted on 2/2/23 at 4:01 pm to auggie
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Why can't I claim my dog as a dependent on my taxes?
As soon as they recognize this trans-species crap I got 7 trans-humans as deductibles.
They just want to be seen!
Posted on 2/2/23 at 4:22 pm to auggie
If I identify as multiple personalities, can I write the rest of us off as dependents?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 4:31 pm to auggie
If you foster animals for a non- profit animal rescue group, you can write off some of your expenses. I recommend doing a long-term foster of a senior dog or cat. Most rescues just want to place them in homes and are willing to cover ongoing vet bills, hence "fostering".
Posted on 2/2/23 at 4:32 pm to auggie
Identify your dog as a trans child. Problem solved.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 5:47 pm to Wednesday
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It must suck for people to go thru life without any sense of humor. Or love of dogs to the extent that they cannot understand the perils of unaffordable bacon treats.
My dog weighs 8 lbs and could balance my checkbook in exchange for a lifetime supply of bacon strips. It is a blessing and a curse the power those things have
Mine loves Bologna Thinkin about starting to just buy the cheap stuff and chopping it into treat size.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 5:48 pm to auggie
Edit: Bad joke
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 5:50 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 5:50 pm to Marshhen
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Does your dog identify as a child?
Yep, and as my mother at the same time..multiple personality shite I guess..
This post was edited on 2/2/23 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:19 pm to auggie
You could always marry your dog like in ancient Rome.
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:23 pm to auggie
My company actually offers pet insurance, so why couldn't you have them as a dependent?
Posted on 2/2/23 at 6:26 pm to auggie
Same reason you can’t count the interest on a 2nd mortgage, you don’t get the full child credit for your 16 year old and your charitable donation deduction is capped!
The fricking Trump greatest tax cut ever! It was a tax cut for the wealthy, your little cut expires soon!
But the good news? Go buy yourself an airplane.., it’s deductible
The fricking Trump greatest tax cut ever! It was a tax cut for the wealthy, your little cut expires soon!
But the good news? Go buy yourself an airplane.., it’s deductible
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