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Can we all agree on a couple of crummy aspects about the afterlife?
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:40 pm
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:40 pm
1. You make a vow to and live life with your spouse by your side for decades only for him/her to become just another of many "loved ones."
2. No dogs allowed.
y they do dis?
2. No dogs allowed.
y they do dis?
This post was edited on 12/29/22 at 10:41 pm
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Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:41 pm to shutterspeed
Just marry your dog.
Checkmate, Lord.
Checkmate, Lord.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:43 pm to shutterspeed
Put down the pots, there Smoky.
If they told folks you could bring your pets, Heaven would end up looking like a Southwest Flight leaving MSY.
If you’re good enough, you’ll be able to have Phideaux there.
If they told folks you could bring your pets, Heaven would end up looking like a Southwest Flight leaving MSY.
If you’re good enough, you’ll be able to have Phideaux there.
This post was edited on 12/29/22 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:46 pm to shutterspeed
The fact that it’s eternal. I’m gonna get bored
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:47 pm to shutterspeed
You'll have the added benefit of no side pieces in heaven. Your wife's ghost vagina says:
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:47 pm to shutterspeed
You know how when you sleep and you don’t remember your dream? Or you remember before you were born? It’s like that.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:49 pm to dbeck
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Just marry your dog.
LsuCoyote in 3 2 1...
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:49 pm to shutterspeed
We will be so happy, it won’t matter
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:53 pm to GreenRockTiger
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We will be so happy, it won’t matter
Just listen to yourself: It won't matter that Fido ceases to exist cos I'll be so happy.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:54 pm to shutterspeed
What if it’s a state of nothingness and we don’t know any better because our consciousness is gone? Actually sounds pretty comforting if I’m an old man in my bed surrounded by my family.
Either way, I think we cannot comprehend an afterlife because it’s nothing like the current human experience… if it’s real that is.
Either way, I think we cannot comprehend an afterlife because it’s nothing like the current human experience… if it’s real that is.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:54 pm to shutterspeed
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:55 pm to shutterspeed
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Just listen to yourself: It won't matter that Fido ceases to exist cos I'll be so happy.
And? Fido brings me happiness here on earth, I won’t need that in heaven, Fido won’t need me either
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:56 pm to GreenRockTiger
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Fido won’t need me either
Cos he doesn't get to exist. :(
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:56 pm to shutterspeed
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Cos he doesn't get to exist
We don’t really know that
Posted on 12/29/22 at 10:58 pm to GreenRockTiger
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We don’t really know that
I saw a kid ask a priest once if pets get to go to Heaven. The priest straight up told the kid no, cos pets don't have souls.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:00 pm to shutterspeed
If there is an afterlife I reckon it would go like this
Heaven:
Every bass you catch is 10 plus pounds.
Every woman is an OT10
Every buck is huge with a nice rack
Hell:
you get hung up every cast
Every woman is really a dude with hormone adjustments
Every buck stays a mile from you
Heaven:
Every bass you catch is 10 plus pounds.
Every woman is an OT10
Every buck is huge with a nice rack
Hell:
you get hung up every cast
Every woman is really a dude with hormone adjustments
Every buck stays a mile from you
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:01 pm to shutterspeed
God'll prob'ly have me on some real strict shite
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
No sleepin' all day, no gettin' my dick licked
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:04 pm to shutterspeed
I dunno, maybe it's doing it over again and maybe it's easier or harder.
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:05 pm to shutterspeed
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2. No dogs allowed.
Animals are not allowed in heaven? Isaiah 11:11 says, “The wolf shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the young goat and the calf and the lion and the fattened calf together; and a little child shall lead them.”
The description of peaceful animal relations continues for three more verses and a similar passage is found in Isaiah 65:25. There are no household pets mentioned (likely because in Biblical times they had not started to humanize animals like we have in the last 30 years) in either place, but animals being mentioned at all means it is possible that we could see dogs, too.
This post was edited on 12/31/22 at 11:57 am
Posted on 12/29/22 at 11:08 pm to shutterspeed
I'm not going to heaven so I don't have to worry about this stuff.
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