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re: Dad joke thread. What’s the worst part of playing tag with clowns?
Posted on 12/16/22 at 10:54 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
Posted on 12/16/22 at 10:54 am to LSU Grad Alabama Fan
A young woman brings home her fiancee to meet her parents. After
dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. "So what are
your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I'm going to be a Bible scholar." he replies.
"A Bible scholar. Hmmm," the father says, "admirable, but what will
you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's
accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will
provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance. The conversation
proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist
insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is
he thinks I'm God."
dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man.
The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink. "So what are
your plans?" the father asks the young man.
"I'm going to be a Bible scholar." he replies.
"A Bible scholar. Hmmm," the father says, "admirable, but what will
you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's
accustomed to?"
"I will study," the young man replies, "and God will provide for us."
"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she
deserves?" asks the father.
"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies, "God will
provide for us."
"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support children?"
"Don't worry, sir, God will provide," replies the fiance. The conversation
proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist
insists that God will provide.
Later, the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"
The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is
he thinks I'm God."
Posted on 12/16/22 at 11:33 am to OlGrandad
If my great great grandad were still around he would be very famous...for being 187 years old
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