re: For men who are still married

If I could find someone like my wife that:
- has no hangups or insecurities
- is tall and slim and yet curvy (no pics)
- has no health issues
- can outwork most men her age
- that I never, ever fight with
- that is a happy, silly drinker
- everybody loves her
- makes damn good money
- loves to whoop it up and dance
- makes everyone feel comfortable
- is not a deep thinker or controlling
- can slap a great meal together in 20 mins
- hates to shop
- can dress on the trashy side when appropriate
- equally content binging on Netflix all day or going on a strenous mountain hike (as long as there's wine after)
- wakes up next to me in the morning, her eyes open and she says "you want some booty?", after which the party starts

If I could find another woman like that, then yeah, I would do it.