What Herschel should say:

Regarding the allegations, you may be questioning what kind of man I am. I, like many men, am deeply flawed. So is my opponent. Whichever one of us you elect will be a deeply flawed man. The difference between us is that I have been getting better, while my opponent is getting worse. But whether or not you agree, you need to ask yourself this question: What fear keeps you up at night - the fear that I fall short of your expectations, as well as my own? or the fear that the Democrats may have another two years to destroy our country, your retirement, your bank account, your kids' future, your kids' safety? Do you fear my imperfections more than the [insert#]% increase in homicides? The [insert#]% increase in burglaries? More than next month's energy bill? More than having to get a second job? If you're looking for a perfect man, you're out of luck; if you want a good man who will work hard to prove himself worthy of your vote, vote for me.