re: Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts

I was an Air Force brat and learned it in Tennessee:

Great big gobs of ooey, gooey gopher guts,
Chopped up birdie feet,
Mutilated monkey meat.
French fried eyeballs
Swimming in a pool of pop.
I forgot my spoon.

And this one, sung to the tune of Bridge Over the River Kwai:

Comet, it makes your teeth turn green.
Comet, it tastes like Listerine.
Comet, it makes you vomit.
So get some Comet and vomit today!