So LSU...

The Coaches don't coach right.
They don't blitz enough.
They blitz too much.
Their offense is too predictable.
Why the heck would they run that play now?
Les Miles isn't Nick Saban.
Trindon Holliday should touch the ball 15 times a game.
Keiland Williams should touch the ball 15 times a game
Charles Scott should touch the ball 15 times a game.
Richard Murphy should touch the ball 15 times a game.
Dick Dickson should touch the ball 15 times a game.
I told you Charles Scott isn't Jacob Hester.
Chad Jones = Overrated
He should be a LB.
Promoting a DC from within will never work.
Bring back Muschamp.
Danny McCray should have longer arms.
And faster feet.
Jarrett Lee is too young.
Andrew Hatch is too mormon.
Neither are S-E-C material.
LSU came in too flat.
LSU came in too overconfident.
LSU players have no class.
Brandon Lafell should have LASIK.
RJF should not trash talk.
Keiland WIlliams is soft.
And a vegetarian.
He should eat meat.
But he still has nice calves.
I blame this loss on John Brady.
Our cornerbacks play too much soft zone.
What? You can't play man to man on UF.
Demetrius Byrd should cut his dreads off.
Our OLine sucks.
Our DLine sucks.
Our secondary sucks.
Our coaches suck.
Our fans suck.
You suck.
LSU should've won by 20.
Now LSU won't even make a bowl.
And it's all downhill from here.
Yep. We might as well be USL.
(I mean the ULL. Whatever)
Russell Shepherd will probably decommit.
Because we lost by 30.
30 pts in one game.
Holy shite.
Am I still typing?
You betcha.
This is all because of Les's new Cox and Canes commercials.
Mmm Canes.
Urban Meyer is still a weiner.
And LSU girls are still prettier than UF girls.
But they seem to be bigger sluts.
Ha!
So there.
See you UF girls in Atlanta.
(Sluts)