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Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by brett randall
Depends on the moment.
Member since Feb 2007
1766 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

Kurt Cobain





He had blue eyes.




One blew here the other blew over there.
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:09 pm to
quote:

OleSkuleTgr

I thought we were reciting Andrew Dice Clay jokes. In that case, it is,

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
They both had a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with 2.50,
That frickin whore !
Posted by NonkG
Evangeline, La
Member since Nov 2018
132 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:10 pm to
I watched a documentary on mushrooms last night.

That's probably how I'll watch all documentaries from now on.
Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:11 pm to
What color eyes did Christie Mcauliffe have?













Blue


One blew here, one blew there.
This post was edited on 2/23/22 at 2:13 pm
Posted by lazlodawg
Member since Sep 2017
484 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:17 pm to
Where does extra virgin olive oil come from?








Really ugly olives.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64666 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:26 pm to
A man spent $1000 on a first row 50yd line ticket to a big LSU game. As the 2nd quarter is starting, he notices the seat next to him is empty. He says to the old man in the next seat down "who would have a ticket for this seat for this game and not even show up"? The old man says 'Actually, that's my deceased wife's seat. We've been coming to every game since the 1960's together. " The guys says "I'm sorry to hear of her passing, don't you have any friends or family that would enjoy coming out to the game?" The old man says "They're all at the funeral".
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6473 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:32 pm to
Why is Popeye's dick always smooth?

He keeps it in Olive Oil.
Posted by Floyd Dawg
Silver Creek, GA
Member since Jul 2018
4069 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:33 pm to
Husband and wife go to a bar. While there, wife points to a man down the bar and says, "Ten years ago, that man proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband starts crying and wife asks, "What's wrong?"

Husband moans, "He's still celebrating!"
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 2/23/22 at 2:40 pm to
Q: Why do pigeons fly upside-down over New Orleans?
A: Nothing there is worth shitting on.
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