re: Name something crazy your dad had you do growing up

My dad had a gorilla costume. He would put it on and go knock on the windows of kids in my neighborhood. He would scare the shite out of us. He'd get shot doing that today.

Another thing is he made up a dance called the fleur di lis dance. When the Saints made a big play he'd have my brother and I do the dance around our coffee table while doing the Who Dat cheer. If we refused he would hit us with the 'bitch be good' stick and yell "bitch be good" at us.