re: Name something crazy your dad had you do growing up

I used to leave my keys in my car as a teen (in New Roads) but only when it was parked at home.
He forbade me to do it, but I did. One morning as I was leaving for school, my car was gone. In its place was a note that said "Parlange. Bring your spare key. Next time, it will be for sale."

Parlange Lane was exactly 1.3 miles from the house. He didn't even call school to tell em I'd be late.

I quit doing that.