Things Friends Do that Aggravate You

Brag about their social Security benefits going up.

Wears skinny jeans and drinks complicated coffee.

Takes a big Dump in my Private toilet and leaves Mud stains on the rim..

Farts and removes his shoes on a plane. And disables the restroom smoke detector. And then snores loudly in his economy class seat while softly mumbling racist remarks.

Watching from the corner as I bang their woman.

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Got a good friend, every time we eat, he: 1) takes a picture of his food 2) puts it on social media with the caption “Good Groceries”

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Don’t be talking about your boyfriend like that

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Got a good friend, every time we eat, he: 1) takes a picture of his food 2) puts it on social media with the caption “Good Groceries”

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Why does that aggravate you?

It's happens every once in a while a friend will bring a cheap bottle of wine 10 buck range and we will have a $50 dollar bottle open and he drinks my wife's wine and then opens a 2nd nice bottle leaving his un opened.
I have about 6 bottles of a red blend that she has no interest in drinking. He is not poor in anyway just cheap.

When we go to lunch at work, one fricker always complains about any suggestion of where to eat. My new rule is that you can’t complain, unless you come up with a better idea.