What if Currie is actually an evil genius? Stay with me here.

What if Currie took a page out of Ronald Reagan's book. Remember how he broke the Soviet Union financially in an arms race.

Maybe Currie has had his hire all along, but is slow playing it in order to make half of the NCAA coaches receive a huge raise from their current school. Tennessee has raised the pay scale for coaches across the country all on their own. We may be laughing now, but it could be us that are fricked when this thing is over.