We can't close the CCB - Saban hasn't taken the Giants job, yet.

IF we all click our heels together, close our eyes and say it three times, "Saban to the Giants." It will happen. It will transport us in time.

CEO will magically be transported to his rightful profession in the Gulf. LSU will have a real coach, with a real OC.

CJM never humped and shark, but instead focused on an offence that just barely lost in OT to UGA sending UGA to Atlanta versus Auburn. All memories of UGA losing in OT will vanish and are replaced by round two of UGA and Auburn in the CFP. UGA wins and the trophy rightfully appears at the Athens Wal-Mart.

Gus Malzahn isn't just some crossed-eyed, gum chewing HS persona. He's is the single most respected offensive mind in the country, while Bert and Sumlins abysmal records are erased and replaced with winning records and they are loved by their fans.

Butch Jones however is still retarded and is fired.

So you see, this board is magical. You can't just close it. This is the place where dreams are made.