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Jimmy Sexton

Posted on 1/10/11 at 3:50 pm
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8140 posts
Posted on 1/10/11 at 3:50 pm
"Hi I'm Jimmy Sexton of Jimmy Sexton's Used Coach Emporium. We have a large selection of coaches on our lot, and I'm confident we can find the perfect coach to fulfill your needs and budgetary constraints. Looking for a new hot rod? How about Kevin Sumlin, practically brand new with some easy conference USA miles. We've got old classics, like Steve Spurrier, the old ball coach. We've got steady dependable models like Tommy Tuberville. And for you bargain hunters, come check out Larry Coker. He can be your with no cash down with a manageable no interest loan. Hell, we're practically giving him away! And when you pick up a coach from Jimmy Sexton's Used Coach Emporium, you'll also go home with some free country sausage. It's just delicious. So come on down to Jimmy Sexton's Used Coach Emporium. We've got the coach you need!"
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
56627 posts
Posted on 1/10/11 at 3:51 pm to
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We've got the coach you need!"


This is good news!
Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 1/10/11 at 3:51 pm to
It's too much.

Just too much today.

I can't take anymore.
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 1/10/11 at 3:51 pm to
Screw $exton clents
Posted by DocBugbear
Arlington, Texas
Member since Mar 2008
8140 posts
Posted on 1/10/11 at 3:59 pm to
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I can't take anymore.


That's why I felt a little levity was called for.
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