I'm so happy we probably hired an Ole Miss reject as our Head Coach

Cause...

He cook dat gumbo, him dat do. He eat dat rice an grevvy. Not dat gummy rice neetha. He cook dat good rice. He tak dat same way I do. I want somebody dat don't scare me wit dem big werds. Him don't do dat, him. Him don't mind all dem dead animals on da side of da road an all dat pollution in de air, him. He like dat, he do.

He tell dem Boudreaux and Thibadeaux jokes wit me, him dat. He do, I tell you.

I fricking hate you O pumpers. I really fricking despise all of you.