re: fedora would be an absolute disaster at LSU

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The LSU fans who post in coaching search threads seriously make me wonder if they've ever watched college football before.

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You don't understand, do you? Everyone posting on this board has several items on their coaching resume:
-they've all been enshrined in the PlayStation and Xbox coaching halls of fame.
-they've all averaged 75 PPG and have given up ZERO points in their illustrious coaching career.
-they all know the exact process when it comes to hiring/firing coaches, even though narry a one of them has ever been fired in their illustrious coaching careers.
-only coaches they have mimicked during their PlayStation & Xbox coaching careers will be acceptable, in their HoF coaching minds. (example: the chip kelly jock sniffers)

And the most important part/statement on each of their resumes will have the following statement:
-"any coach that does not score 75ppg like I do when playing my PlayStation & Xbox will never know the true meaning of what it means to run an offense because my defense gave up negative 1,000 point during the season............."


The funny thing is, while they're coaching games on the score board or rant, the ones that are getting paid to coach are the ones on the field. This place is littered with HoF coaches and we should feel honored to be in their presence.