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CURB ALERT - Experienced SEC Offensive Coordinator (Broyles Athletic Center)
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350 N. Razorback Rd.
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contact: Bert B.
condition: salvage
size / dimensions: pretty fat

No longer need, please come pick up ASAP. I've got an Offensive Coordinator that's free to anyone with a truck large enough to haul it off. Must load yourself, just come get.

It's got a load of experience in the SEC, where it's really tough to win. Been at Tennessee, Purdue, Wyoming, and even the NFL for a few years in the past. It kinda coached Drew Brees, so you know the skill to develop a quality QB are there. If you like red zone trick plays, bad play calls with mismatched personnel, predictable unpredictability, a willingness to abandon the run, a penchant to throw early and often in the 2nd half when trying to milk clock and protect a lead, and playing QB's that are too hurt to perform effectively then you're in luck. I've got what you're looking for.

Will be laying out front, no need to knock on the door.

Would be willing to trade straight across for a used Paul Chryst, or a brand new Brent Vigen.

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