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Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:09 pm
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
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Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:09 pm
At this point all you can do is laugh. The press conference announcing Ensminger is going to be a hoot.

"One team one heartbeat! (Unintelligible guttural sound.). We made a commitment to bring the very best assistant coaches and coordinators to LSU! After conducting a nationwide search we realized we had the very best right here already! I am pleased to innnerduce the new 'fensive coordinator of duh Tigahs, Steve Ensminger! Steve is committed to our vision and will work tirelessly to make duh Tigahs a chameonship team! Go Tigahs!"
Posted by whitefoot
Franklin, TN
Member since Aug 2006
11195 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

TigerJeff

Well done
Posted by LosLobos111
Austere
Member since Feb 2011
45385 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:12 pm to
Mike the tigers cryin

Posted by Portcityblues
Member since Jan 2017
1764 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:16 pm to
What makes it even worse is this is the same guy that last year had to be talked into being the interim OC and said he didn’t want to be in that position....what’s changed now if it ends up being him? wife wants a raise and a bigger house? It will slowly implode if he is the choice and only reason for it being a slow process is because Aranda will have the D good enough to where we will have a shot in almost every game
Posted by Cs
Member since Aug 2008
10681 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Steve is committed to our vision and will work tirelessly to make duh Tigahs a chameonship team!


Translation: Steve will implement an offensive system of my preference and will cede control to me whenever I please.
Posted by TigerJeff
the Emerald Coast
Member since Oct 2006
16356 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:18 pm to
Joe Alleva: "we were incredibly fortunate to have a brilliant offensive mind like Steve already on staff. In the past 2 days we have conducted an exhaustive, intensive nationwide search. Steve fits our requirement to hire only the very best coordinators. We were able to fend off several other top programs that wanted to hire Steve. (appears visibly shaken). I was The Search. We left no stone unturned. Several high profile NFL and college coaches highly recommended Steve, and quite frankly we were lucky to get him. Under Steve's guidance last year we set school records against a tough Missouri defense. One team, uh, one heartbeat."
Posted by SpecialHazard
SOCAL
Member since Jan 2018
1572 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 10:25 pm to
Long time reader first time posting and it comes in total disbelief. I've been out of LA for awhile now. When did LSU turn into the goddamn Twilight Zone?
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10578 posts
Posted on 1/7/18 at 11:58 pm to
“Hold that tiger!”
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