Jared Goff's Fianceé Christen Harper Hit The SI Swimsuit Runway Walk

I should have been an NFL QB.

What a woman

Needs to tone up. Ain't got no weights at the house?

Schwing!!!!!

That’s called a real woman

Daaaayyyyyuuuummmmm!

Them's birthin' hips.

Miss Harper is still young and pretty, possessing very nice natural assets and charms. Her long dark flowing mane is exquisite. She feels good about herself. But...if she's going be an top model and strut and flaunt the goods all over Instagram in bathing suits, we connoisseurs may still have something to say about it. Breast men will not be disappointed. However leg men DO notice her inner thighs are thick and much too flabby. Her mid-section is thick. Could be her body type. (hit the gym, watch the diet, Sweetie.) Score: 8.6)

Well heck, she's as fine as Wine in 69! LOL!

my goodness gracious…she is fricking exquisite

That there, my friends, is a 10. OT and/or otherwise.

A bit thick for my taste