Michael Jordan & Cristiano Ronaldo Went On A French Riviera Double Date With Their Wives

Wives? Looks like daughters.

I doubt those guys pay many food bills

Ronaldo’s wife has a mustache wtf

According to the web, Cristiano is not married to her.

MJ looks like Sunday BBQ

Now that's something you won't see at the Redneck Riviera.....would still rather be at the Redneck Riviera.

Michael Jordan is the greatest black man that ever lived

He’s so yummy. I’d apply that “score” scale that all y’all boys do whenever a woman is posted, but I’m better than that (Ha! I kid. I’m probably worse).

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