Michael Jordan & Cristiano Ronaldo Went On A French Riviera Double Date With Their Wives

Now that's something you won't see at the Redneck Riviera.....would still rather be at the Redneck Riviera.

MJ looks like Sunday BBQ

Ronaldo’s wife has a mustache wtf

Wives? Looks like daughters.

Michael Jordan is the greatest black man that ever lived

He’s so yummy. I’d apply that “score” scale that all y’all boys do whenever a woman is posted, but I’m better than that (Ha! I kid. I’m probably worse).

2,3

I doubt those guys pay many food bills

According to the web, Cristiano is not married to her.