Do Not Try And Steal Kevin Garnett's Onion Rings

Also don’t give Kevin Garnett your 600 carat black opal on a loaner, even if he gives you his 2008 NBA championship ring as collateral.

Who thinks that is entertainment?

Had floor seats at a Timberwolf game when I was 7/8. Ol’ KG was walking back into the tunnel, I was trying to get an autograph. He signed the kids program next to me and turned to walk away. I proceeded to grab his jersey. He turned around and gave me a death stare and did not sign shite. I learned a valuable lesson in life that night.

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Maybe he's still waiting for Adam Sandler to cast him in another dud movie.