Padres 1B Eric Hosmer & Kacie McDonnell Announce Their Engagement

She's stocking up on engagement rings as a nest egg.

Congrats dude, you just scored yourself a professional cleat chaser that will always love you for your classic good looks, charm, wit and sense of humor. You'll be celebrating 50 yrs of blissful marriage before you know it.

Does she have a real job or is she still just taking selfies at ballparks?

Engaged? Engaged in what?

Score for the jock sniffer.

Ole June bug face ho

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