New Jersey Brewery Unveils 'Trash Can Banger' IPA Beer To Troll The Cheating Astros
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Departed Soles brewery in Jersey City created this new "Trash Can Banger" IPA to troll the Houston Astros and their cheating scandal...


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Sometimes you need to bend the rules a little to Marwin the day, so we're up and at 'em a little earlier than we should be, getting a fresh new Hazy IPA in cans Justin time for a surprise Sunday release!

Some of you may have already gotten the Signs that this was coming today, but beer releases are like a pitcher's arsenal, and you never really know what's coming and when... unless, of course, you cheat.
When this pandemic first struck, much of our staff worked from home, while Brian rededicated himself to the Art of Brewing.. rewatching brewing school classes, reading new studies, and pouring over interviews, trying to Luhn(h)ow we could improve our efficiencies and processes. The result is a Fiers new approach to everything we do, from mashing in, to dry hopping, water treatments to canning, and everything in between.

And, well, we don't mean to breg, man, but this new beer is Reddickulous, and you won't want to miss it!
Brewed with Citra in our whirlpool, and given a touch of milk sugar for complexity, this juice bomb was twice dry hopped... first with more Citra, then with 2017 grams per barrel of Galaxy and Strata Hops... and just like an Asteroid, the flavor is out of this world! Like a craft beer Minute Made orange juice, to enjoy at a Park this fine day!

Need some #TrashCanBanger in your life? Maybe Collin a favor with a friend if you're stuck in Correa, to have 'em pick you up some, or Cora ride share from Dallas to the brewery. If all else fails, throw a Belt & ran to the brewery, with a little Springer in your step, to be here at noon when we open up and release it to the world... Assuming our canning run goes off without a Hinch, 4 packs of this new #DefinitelyNotGlutenFree Banger will be available at noon for $17. Set your alarm to buzz, or tape an electrode to your chest to make sure you don't forget!

The show Musgrove on! We're open from noon until 8pm, accepting same day delivery orders up until 4pm. Usual minimums, fees, etc. apply! Menu in story.
(Barstool Sports)
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6 Comments
"Cheating" when 1/2 the schedule puts them as the AWAY team. HOW do you cheat in the other ballparks?
Reply1 month
Too bad we still have World Series rings...
Reply1 month
I feel like this is a little late... and they are trying too hard with the story.
Reply1 month
The Astros will probably just voluntarily hand in their rings now.
Reply1 month
Lame
Reply1 month
I mean, local Baton Rouge brewery Rally Cap did this 4 months ago.
Reply1 month
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