Photo: Mike The Tiger Gets His Florida-Themed Meal

I know many people think he can be trained like a dog, but he isn't a domesticated animal. If a 450lb predator doesn't want to do something, he isn't going to do it.

That said, if he isn't going to be part of the game day atmosphere, send him off to a zoo or some other animal preservation facility, because he doesn't need to be on campus if he isn't cooperative with the reason he's here.

Should have a real alligator tail connected to art so he could chew on some tail

Shits weak and tired. Ready for Mike to have another lady friend in his cage that calms him down so he does what he can do best. Pump us up and get in the damn cage. I know I do stuff I wouldn't normally do after getting laid.

His handlers are too busy making meat art when they should be acclimating him to his cage.

Need to start putting that in his cage for the game!

Should have been a slab of gator.