Golfer Katie Kearney's Christmas Message Was From The Snow In A Bikini

She’s perfect.

If she was my girlfriend, there would be no strings attached.

Looks like a "tight"ly wrapped box.

Perfect from the waist up. Legs are trash.

Would stick my tongue in her butt hole. Would prematurely ejaculate while doing so.

She got that butter face. Everything look good good butter face

Weird face. No thx

The worst of it is the picture of Hillary Clinton beneath the bikini chick. Gaaaaaa

Message received and re-gifted onto a random sock.

She will marry very well. Live in a big house, drive a luxury SUV and have a housekeeper or two. As pointed at before sex sells, and she is for sale to the highest bidder of course.