Get Yourself Someone Who Irons Your Indoor Putting Mat For You

Jenny could get it...

she's working hard for a bigger house

At least he doesn’t sound like a stoner. Not that there’s anything wrong with being one.

Thats the only thing she did cleaning in that place all day. She waited for the keys to turn and then jump into to ironing the putting green.

And all he could give her was an apartment.

No ring or kids (I bet). She will do anything.

Putting irony into golf.

At his Dad's assisted living apartment - Pawgal