Get Yourself Someone Who Irons Your Indoor Putting Mat For You

And all he could give her was an apartment.

she's working hard for a bigger house

Jenny could get it...

At his Dad's assisted living apartment - Pawgal

Putting irony into golf.

No ring or kids (I bet). She will do anything.

Thats the only thing she did cleaning in that place all day. She waited for the keys to turn and then jump into to ironing the putting green.

At least he doesn’t sound like a stoner. Not that there’s anything wrong with being one.