Neither You Nor I Can Do This Ping Pong Trick Shot

one day larry will marry paige spurniak in a gym with a ping-pong table nearby, johnny manziel will be the best man and paulina gretsky's body will be found rotting in the trunk of the car.

I'm actually digging all the pong shite lately. It beats the "Manziel got drunk last night!" stories for sure. At least we get to see supreme skill at work. Wouldn't mind a crazy billiards trick shot here and there either.

Larry, did momma get you a ping pong table for your birthday?

you must have subscribed to espn the "ocho"

Yea, but I don't still have my virginity either.

Don't pretend to know what I'm about larry

Not actually as hard as it looks. Have never bothered to setup cups, but fairly certain I've hit quite a few that would have done this... might try it out when I'm back in the office.

I've done it twice

quit with the ping pong shite already