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Rest easy legend...
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He died Thursday morning in Hawaii, according to the family, who said, "It is with heavy hearts that our family shares the sudden passing of our beloved Chuck Norris yesterday [Thursday] morning. While we would like to keep the circumstances private, please know that he was surrounded by his family and was at peace."

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Doug Masters7 hours
Chuck Norris doesn't flush his toilet. He scares the shite out of it.
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pgaddxn11 hours
When Chuck Norris steps into a mudpuddle he doesn’t get muddy. The puddle gets Chuck Norrised.
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TouchdownTony8 hours
And Keith Richard’s just keeps right on living
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BestBanker10 hours
C'mon, Larry. Chuck Norris has sadly passed? Chuck wasn't sad when he left. Sadly got Chuck Norrised. You're killing your mother, Larry.
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soccerfüt6 hours
“Chuck Morris Has Sadly Passed Away At 86” Misplaced modifier. Larry’s headline implies that Chuck died sadly. “Sadly Larry Leo Has Again Abused The English Language”
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FaCubeItches9 hours
If you could see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris could see you. If you couldn't see Chuck Norris, you could be moments away from death. That threat has now passed.

Probably. This is still Chuck Norris that we're talking about.

Rest easy, Chuck.
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Bucky_B10 hours
Chuck Norris' coffin was crying because it was scared to Meet Chuck Norris
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FaCubeItches4 hours
It knows that it cannot stop him; it only hopes to contain him.
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TerryDawg0324 min
Has anyone checked on the Grim Reaper?
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LSUbacchus813 hours
I thought this was the one person everyone could get behind. But leave it to leftists to celebrate even this man’s death. You lefties are some vile pieces of shite
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pgaddxn2 hours
I’m legit very very confused if you’re being serious with this post. Please tell me this is a joke.
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cphill3 hours
I guess Chuck really couldn't divide by zero.
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panzer4 hours
He's a pallbearer at his own funeral.
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