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A Colorado second-grader may be suspended from his elementary school after he disobeyed a key rule of no weapons, real or imaginary, when he tossed an imaginary grenade Friday during recess and went, 'pshhh,' to indicate that the imaginary device detonated, KDVR.com reported.

Alex Watkins,7, who attends Mary Blair Elementary in Loveland, said he was playing the game "Rescue the World." He plays the role of a heroic soldier out to rid the world of an evil threat.

His duties led him to throw the imaginary grenade into a box he pretended contained evil forces. He said he didn't make any threats and was playing by himself, KDVR.com reported.

The school has a list of 'absolutes' that states no weapons, even if they're imaginary. A phone call Tuesday morning from FoxNews.com to the school was not immediately returned.





Vlad The Inhaler
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How embarrassing that i call that county home, legally anyway.
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Thought crime is double plus bad.


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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
shite is getting out of hand. America has abandoned all forms of common sense. It's like we are living in the twilight zone.


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shite is getting out of hand. America has abandoned all forms of common sense. It's like we are living in the twilight zone.


Whatever official or officials even initiated this should be publicly caned.


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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
Drone strike would fix this.


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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
America? Is this really what we want? Really?

Really?



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cajunangelle
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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
Liberals are the embarrassing enemy of America.

Political correctness and gun free -signs- protecting kids. As well as the mind-boggling ridiculous, "zero tolerance" has got to go.


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dante
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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
When I was young, we played cops/robbers, cowboy/Indians War, drank from garden hoses and rode bikes without helmets. It is amazing that I an not in prison or dead.


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when he tossed an imaginary grenade



is what killed Lennay Kukua.


Imaginary terrorism is DEADLY serious...to imaginary people!!


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Whatever official or officials even initiated this should be publicly caned.


This kind of nonsense reminds me of being in 4th grade and getting into an argument with some girl on the playground. We were hollering at each other and suddenly some teacher called us over and asked, "What did you just say?" to me. I replied, "I called her a slut!!" "Do you know what that word means?" she said. "No...but she called me a slut first."

"Stop calling each other names. Go play," she said.

Today I'm almost certain my story would end up on the national fricking news.


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Imaginary terrorism is DEADLY serious...to imaginary people!!


God I hope Holder doesn't launch an Imaginary Drone to take this kid out


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drank from garden hoses


is this illegal now too?


wickowick
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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
Where is Obama with his common sense lingo? This might be the first time that it would be fitting...


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BlackHelicopterPilot
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His duties led him to throw the imaginary grenade into a box he pretended contained evil forces


If he had said the box contained imaginary 30 round magazines and he was destroying them...would he get a medal?


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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
My God. People are so fricking STUPID.

People that stupid should not be allowed their jobs.


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DvlsAdvocat
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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
These people are just ridiculous. 1980’s DvlsAdvocat would have no fricking chance in the school systems of today. They would have me doped up on anti-psychosis meds, expelled from school, and locked in juvenile for the things I said and did.


dante
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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
not sure about illegal but I'm sure it breaks some kind of health code.


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Paluka
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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
My folks went to Israel to visit many of the historically religious sights. A little Paleestian boy threw a fake, plastic grenade at their tour group. Talk about wanting to shite your pants! My Dad said he wanted to beat the kid for making him lose about 5 years off his life!


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re: Colorado boy, 7, reportedly faces suspension for tossing imaginary grenade
This is Re-GodDamned-diculous.


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