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Biography:1995 Auburn Grad
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re: Rank these coaches in order of "Do Want" - slacker130
If JJ is still around, it'll be Rhett Lashley....
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re: Tiger Bowl Sig Bet Thread - slacker130
Little light on the LSU side. I'd be in if another LSU fan commits, and not a 40 post loser....
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re: What is Bubba Pettway's status? - slacker130
I heard he's taking Carl Lawson's hand-me-down vitamins. Should be healthy any second. This is entirely on our strength and conditioning coach, which in turn, means it's clearly Malzahn's fault. We need to fire Gus and JJ today if Pettway isn't healthy and if the new pres doesn't do it, we sh...
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re: I fully expect Auburn to win the game Saturday - slacker130
I'm praying for a missed chop block and the game to be decided by a PI call....
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re: The mood has certainly changed around here in the past few weeks. - slacker130
[quote]So are we just now assuming that whenever the offense sputters that Gus is calling it and when it's clicking that Chip is in charge?[/quote] Well known around here- Good things happen in spite of Gus, bad things happen are directly attributed to Gus, Gus's meddling or JJ....
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re: Does anyone remember when the older version of this van was burned in BR? - slacker130
[quote]Pretty sure my wife and I know who this was[/quote] Really, because I have a huge pile of hot coals to dump and I'd love to know their address and their family's addresses for the last 12 generations....
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re: Don't overlook LSU - slacker130
[quote]That one is on me homie. Had a busy week at work and didn't have time to wash my gameday clothes. Haven't made that mistake since. [/quote] That makes me feel better. Long story- In college, my roommate and I were undefeated watching games together in JHS or elsewhere. We made it throu...
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re: Kerryon Johnson vs LSU defense - slacker130
[quote]88 yards[/quote] What about the other 3 quarters? ...
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re: What Opponent Should Concern Georgia The Most? - slacker130
[quote]I am surprised at how people put so much stock in the "more recent" titles. Let's face it...the only title that matters is the current one,[/quote] Exactly what a GA fan would say....
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re: Don't overlook LSU - slacker130
[quote]We are message board posters. We have no positive or negative effect on the game. [/quote] You are a fool. I wore the same shirt/hat/underwear combo for the entire 2010 National Champ season. I was directly responsible for the mojo of the season. Every year since, I haven't been abl...
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Auburn vs LSU Predictions - slacker130
Let's start this party- Auburn- 27 LSU- 10 Our O has some hiccups, but our D punishes. Never really feels like LSU is a threat to win....
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re: "We tried to tell you...." SEC Rant Edition - slacker130
[quote]"Mark Richt will never win a natty at Georgia"[/quote] Yes, but one day, he could take the Hurricanes to natty in ATL and win it. Which would be great....
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re: Why are Alabama fans rooting for Aurburn - slacker130
[quote]Stats show last 10 times Bama had 1 loss or less during season, Bama is 10-0 against AU. [/quote] Uhhh....2013 says hi. Bama came in undefeated but didn't leave that way....
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re: Auburn is averaging over 40 ppg in SEC play - slacker130
[quote]40 penis's per game???? Does that beat aggie's record????[/quote] Probably sounded funnier in your head....
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re: Why are Alabama fans rooting for Aurburn - slacker130
[quote]Not me....I had rather have a sister in a whorehouse than to root for the Barn.[/quote] Why don't you just have her in your trailer, like every other time? ...
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re: List the rivalries you miss for your team - slacker130
[quote]AU vs UF was always one of the best games of the year [b]It is also the closest school for both teams[/b] [/quote] Ummm...you might need to unfold the map. Auburn to Gainesville = 318 miles Auburn to Athens = 180 miles Auburn to Tuscaloosa = 157 miles Auburn to Oxford = 295 miles A...
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re: Interesting perspective on the Gus era - slacker130
[quote]I should have said one miracle and a kick six. I was at both of those games.[/quote] I was there for both games too. The true miracle was Murray being awarded a touchdown without actually scoring one....
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re: Very nice job gentlemen - slacker130
Saw a number of boats on Clarks-Hill on Friday, just checking to see if you were one....
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re: Chizik going full barn... playoff discussion - slacker130
But how sweet would it be to beat UGA, beat bama, beat UGA again, and beat bama again? It would only be sweet looking back at it, it would suck arse facing that schedule. I don't think we have a hat big enough to hold all the rabbits we would need to get through that scenario. ...
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re: Very nice job gentlemen - slacker130
What lake was the tourney on?...
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