menu
Favorite team:Auburn 
Location:Your mom
Biography:1995 Auburn Grad
Interests:decorative towel folding
Occupation:Converting JP-8 into noise
Number of Posts:2930
Registered on:7/20/2010
Online Status:Not Online

Recent Posts

Message
re: Police officer fired after posting on Snapchat: ‘I’m the law today N word' - slacker130
Too dumb to be a cop, that rarely happens....
Posted on O-T Lounge
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Favorite Red/Hot Sauce? - slacker130
Sriracha on pizza, hotdogs, hamburgers, and eggs. Cholula on everything else except cereal and ice cream. ...
Posted on Off-Topic Board
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: It's over, I know but another uncalled penalty on that last play - slacker130
Watch the play right before the last play. There shouldn't have even been one second left. The clock operator stopped the clock well before the refs signaled. ...
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Chandler Cox struggling at Hback - slacker130
[quote]I was just coming in here to say this. He looked lost for 1/3 of the season, missing blocks ect.....then it clicked and he was a beast, let's hope it's the same for Cox.[/quote] Yep, I remember thinking, "Why were we so excited about Prosch? He's not good." Then, he killed it....
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Malzahn named coach of the week - slacker130
[quote] We better hurry and give the man an extension.[/quote] $10 says there's one in the works....
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: What Is The Best Advice You Ever Received? - slacker130
Secret to happiness: Marry a girl with small hands, that way, your pecker always looks big. Thanks granddad. Also, if you're looking for a helping hand, look at the end of your arm....
Posted on O-T Lounge
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Gents who have done the snip, tell me all about it - slacker130
First, get the Dr to give you a Valium to get you through the door. It'll make the whole morning better. I took 1/2 before I got in the shower and half in the parking lot of the Dr office. 2nd: shave your own junk in the shower before the Valium kicks in. 3rd: Have something witty to say to ...
Posted on Off-Topic Board
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: Are you staying home on Monday, September 26, 2016? #ShutItDown - slacker130
Good thing the people who have the majority of the $ in the bank are smarter than Randall....
Posted on O-T Lounge
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: Why Won't We LEARN?! - slacker130
Shouldn't you be in class, John? I'm glad you're excited, but A&M was defending the homerun and giving you the short yardage. Please run past the 1st down marker next time on 4th down....
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: OTers, why did you choose your avatar? - slacker130
I've been told that there are only a couple of cooler pictures known to exist. I'm still looking, I haven't found one cooler. ...
Posted on O-T Lounge
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Neuheisel: Art Briles will land at Auburn - slacker130
I think what's being overlooked in all of this is Neuheisel is an idiot. ...
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: what are realistic options at HC? seriously - slacker130
But why do you think Hatcher fits the "yes man" mold? Just curious, because I "know" him....
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Netflix Cam = Profit - slacker130
[quote]What else does he need to do if you're getting 10-15 yards a play?[/quote] Against a defense defending the home run. ...
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: Gus Just Needs a QB - slacker130
[quote]This is why he should just start JF3 for the rest of the year[/quote] When it's 4th and 15 and the game is on the line, JF3 will get you 10 yds before running out of bounds. JF3 isn't Nick Marshall, don't fool yourself. He's fast but that's all I have seen. He holds the football like a...
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: what are realistic options at HC? seriously - slacker130
[quote]Samford HC Chris Hatcher he fits into the good ole boy "yes man" group[/quote] Why do you say that?...
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: Is it affordable to fire Current FB Staff? - slacker130
[quote]My point is if enough rich alums get unhappy, changes will be made and the money will be paid.[/quote] Why would they throw good money after bad? The same idiot is still in charge of the AD. You've got to get rid of people who think it's smart Gus a $9M buyout before you hire the next gu...
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: just a thought of what i would do - slacker130
how is this alter still here?...
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (1)
re: A look at Dan Mullen's record as an SEC head coach - slacker130
nobody is coming. Gus is our coach at least to start next season....
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Jeremy Johnson - slacker130
[quote]But Sean White looks about the same as JJ just without the absolute dumbfrickery plays like throwing the ball backwards.[/quote] I think Sean White looks nothing like JJ. Sean isn't scared and has much better presence in the pocket. JJ looks lost and/or scared most of the time....
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (0)
re: Why are fans dumb? - slacker130
[quote]I think at this point in his career a guy like Gary Patterson at TCU is a reasonable prospect. [/quote] You think TCU will let him walk away? Hell no, it'll be another case of Auburn getting everybody raises in their current job....
Jump to Post - View Topic - Replies (2)