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Most entertaining thing you have witnessed on the water?
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:27 am
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:27 am
I'm sure here has been a thread like this before but it can't hurt to tell some funny stories on a slow Monday morning
anyways,we were fishing the MRGO wall a few years ago in February. Every boat was pretty steadily catching trout but one dude in the corner was catching big trout every single cast. About an hour or two into it a boat full of bruthas decided they were going to fish that corner too and dropped anchor directly where he was casting. Dude was pissed, rightfully so, and upon reeling in his next trout yells "you want the fricking fish? you can have it!" and proceeded to throw the trout at them. We almost fell out the boat laughing so hard. Dude picked up anchor and rolled out with a half throttle to throw as big of a wake as possible at them.
what ya got?
anyways,we were fishing the MRGO wall a few years ago in February. Every boat was pretty steadily catching trout but one dude in the corner was catching big trout every single cast. About an hour or two into it a boat full of bruthas decided they were going to fish that corner too and dropped anchor directly where he was casting. Dude was pissed, rightfully so, and upon reeling in his next trout yells "you want the fricking fish? you can have it!" and proceeded to throw the trout at them. We almost fell out the boat laughing so hard. Dude picked up anchor and rolled out with a half throttle to throw as big of a wake as possible at them.
what ya got?
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Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:35 am to redneck
I seent a girl jam one of those rubber fists in her vaj at a poker run party
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:36 am to Hammertime
Welp, that escalated quickly
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:37 am to redneck
Yuppie with a couple of jet skis taking up both sides of a double ramp, then locks his keys in his car, all at noon, on a Saturday on the 4th of July at Ford Park on Cross Lake. It was the biggest clusterfrick I've ever seen at a boat launch. That guy caught all kind of shite.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:39 am to redneck
Does this count
It sure was interesting
It sure was interesting
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:41 am to redneck
ole black dude trolling lead core on the trestles trolled between us(tied off to the bridge) and the bridge. All 3 of us purposely snagged onto his line right as he said "Y'all better not snag my line"
I was begging old boy in his skiff to come in the boat with me.
I was begging old boy in his skiff to come in the boat with me.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:41 am to Palo Gaucho
We were catching bait with sabikis in the destin pass about 30-40 yards off the jetty, and my buddy casts toward the jetty into a guy fishing off the jetty. As in, literally his sabiki landed on the guys fishing rod, got caught in the eyes, freaking mess. A sabiki, haha. I fell down laughing, the guy had to have been freaking pissed. We weren't that close to the jetty so the guy wasn't upset with us yet, I didn't see the cast and I don't know why he threw it that far but man I felt bad for that guy for sure. I mean it had to have been like 2-3 feet from catching a 2 oz lead to the chest.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:42 am to redneck
I was blown up in a jet boat on False river. That was pretty entertaining I guess.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:43 am to redneck
I was at Bridgeside marina sitting in a line of boats waiting to put my boat on the trailer, and this guy in his mid forties was attempting to back a triple axle trailer down the ramp. Ole boy had one set of wheels in the water and the other riding high on the cement. Everybody was yelling to stop. He would stop, pull up, only to be in the same spot. Hahaha!!! You can tell the guy was nervous and didn't know how to back a trailer.
Also seen a woman tried backing a double jet ski trailer. Kept jackknifing that thing. The woman's husband was yelling cursing at her from his jet ski. Not sure why he didn't back the trailer. He then saw me, and asked if I could back the trailer. So I did
Also seen a woman tried backing a double jet ski trailer. Kept jackknifing that thing. The woman's husband was yelling cursing at her from his jet ski. Not sure why he didn't back the trailer. He then saw me, and asked if I could back the trailer. So I did
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:43 am to redneck
Fishing a sunken reef in lake P and they had about 15 boats in a circle fishing it. 2 guys rolled up, dropped trolling motor and started fishing the center of the reef. One guy casted and smoked the guy's boat with his jighead. Man started yelling at everyone and a couple more people threw jigheads at his boat.
The guy was in a the wrong, but I'm not that mad at the trout to vandalize someone's property over it.
We went and fished causeway pilings and caught bigger trout.
The guy was in a the wrong, but I'm not that mad at the trout to vandalize someone's property over it.
We went and fished causeway pilings and caught bigger trout.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:44 am to redneck
I mean, technically the boats at the Sand Dollar Marina are on the water for the GITR......
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:52 am to redneck
Two women eating each other out on the front of a big arse boat during tarpon rodeo. They were off in the distance and we thought it looked like some funny business was going on. Grabbed the binoculars and sure enough they were going to town on eachother.
This post was edited on 8/31/22 at 7:43 am
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:53 am to PillageUrVillage
That had to be at Sand dollar
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:54 am to choupic
Probably. It was about 15 years ago.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:58 am to redneck
Watching people coming through the locks on Big Lake during high/low tide can be pretty entertaining. I've seen some people destroy the sides of their boat. I cringe when it takes them multiple attempts and they keep smashing into the sides.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 11:58 am to redneck
On one of my trips to Santee-Cooper, I was out in the middle of Lake Moultrie flipping a worm around the base of the Tupelo trees. You had to be very careful not to bump the tree or the skeeters would swarm out and eat you up. This particular stand of Tupelo trees was fairly large and I had already caught several nice keepers. As I worked my way in and around them, I saw this walk through runabout anchored down but I couldn't see anyone in it. It wasn't long before the runabout drifted around in the wind and bumped into one of those Tupelo trees. Skeeters swarmed out, of course, and this rather well endowed young lady stood up, buck naked, frantically waving a white towel around her and yelling, "Get us out of here!" Some guy, also buck naked, jumped up and pulled up the anchor, started the motor and got out of there as fast as they could get that boat on plane. They went out of sight with her standing there, holding on and still screaming, waving and slinging that white towel. I laughed til I cried.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 12:03 pm to PillageUrVillage
More of an annoying experience, but we were fishing elf last weekend with about 15 other boats. Everyone is drifting live baits/chunk for tuna and a guy in a 24ft sea hunt is just trolling through everyone's drift with his Ipilot trolling motor fricking everyone up. To make it even better, all he was doing was jigging a hook with an egg sinker like 1 ft below the hook.
He obviously didn't have his radio on bc people were tearing into him
He obviously didn't have his radio on bc people were tearing into him
Posted on 5/15/17 at 12:05 pm to Broke
You're winning so far. 
Details?
Details?
Posted on 5/15/17 at 12:14 pm to redneck
One time in BSL this dude was jumping my boat wake on a jetski, then he got a ticket. It was awesome.
Posted on 5/15/17 at 12:15 pm to dawg23
Fishing lay Lake in Alabama had a couple guys come fish past us. The guy fishing the back of the boat was wearing a baseball helmet painted captain America style.
He gave us a roll tide in his best extra chromosome way.
He gave us a roll tide in his best extra chromosome way.
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